Friday, July 31, 2015

Beware the Minivan

I'm riding my regular route approaching a stop sign. The road ends. I have to turn right. As I approach, maybe within 15 ft, Lady Minivan passes me and slants back into the lane to stop in front of me. I have to escape the lane because she's cutting it so close - and what do I care about riding on the grass? As we clear the intersection, she pulls up next to me again, rolls down her window, and intensely tells me how I have to obey all the traffic rules of the road. I gave her fantastic retort! I was so ON!

"You're driving a car! Please don't kill me!"

I mean, I think she needed the reminder.


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